Real Housewives of Orange County

These women are just as self involved as they were last season, and mostly at the expense of their kids.

 I’ll start with Jeana.  Jeana spent a lot of time talking to the camera about how  Colton is acting out and she needs to keep and eye on him and he’s not allowed be be alone blah blah blah, and then promptly goes off to San Franciso for the weekend with Kara and doesn’t even tell him she’s going. Colton is clearly upset by this, after all he’s only 15. Then Jeana has the nerve to come home and say that she told him but he forgot. I doubt that.

 Vicki bought a house to downsize into, and then spent the entire episode stressing that the house was going to be too small. This didn’t stop her wanting to spend up to $400K on putting in a pool and a backyard, including grill, fridge and outside dishwasher!! She’s totally nuts.

 Lauri was botoxed up the wazoo as usual, and it’s seeped into her brain, because she encouraged her 22 yr old daughter and her 18 yr old step daughter to go to a cocktail party at the Playboy Mansion. Highly innappropriate in my opinion, but what do I know.

Tamra is nuts. She went out riding on a Harley with no protective clothing. I’m all about safety first, so I could barely watch this . And then she promptly went and lay on a tanning bed!!  Talk about reckless. She wants to be the hottest 40 yr old on the planet. She’s also the dumbest one.

 Tammy did nothing this episode except flip some burgers and talk about her dead ex-husband.

Next week it appears that someone falls off a cliff. Can’t wait.